I had a silly conversation (or two) with my manager a few days ago, and realised that I had a gold-mine of silly conversations I’ve had with in the office. So I thought I’d share a few of them for your amusement : )
Colleague: Was your new coat expensive?
Me: No, why?
Colleague: I want to make fun out of it, but I’d feel bad if you spent a lot of money on it. It’s an ugly coat.
Manager: Beige? That’s such an old lady colour.
Me: No it’s not, it’s actually quite fashionable!
*other (female) colleagues agree and say they like it.*
Manager: You girls and your fashion. If it’s fashionable, you’ll wear it. I bet you’d wear a babygrow if it was in fashion.
Me: Well, I do have a jumpsuit.
Manager: *silence* *turns back to computer shaking head*
On me wearing a long white shirt top
Manager: You look like you’re wearing school shirt.
Me: Dear god.
Female Colleague: Zara? That’s so common.
Me: Yeah? Where do you buy your clothes then?
Female colleague: From the local market.