Advice for Women #2: Clean yourself into thinness!

A clean home is a healthy home. Or is it a happy home? Something like that anyway, but either way, who says you need to be gentle with advertising, when back in the good ole days of advertising subliminal messages and subtlety were but radical ideas, and it was all about straight talking. Forget all that reading in-between the lines, kill two birds with one stone; clean the house and lose some of that weight, fatty. Makes me wonder what’s in these pills which apparently turn you into a speed-cleaning freak (and whether I can buy any for future use – let’s feed these to the men in our family shall we? Maybe not.)

Pop some pills and clean away, clean away to fit into that size zero frilly number.

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